Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Typical left-wing establishment media hoax

You may have heard that a Rand Paul Supporter stomped on the head of a moveon.org demonstrator outside a debate in Lexington last night.  This has been creating a bit of hubbub on the interwebs today.  One major reason is that the moveon activist was a chick.  There is talk that the whole thing was a staged event by moveon.  Watch the video and decide for yourself.
I heard this guy's name was Curby.
 I’d like to take a moment to help explain the actions of the apparent woman abusers in this video.

First of all, these guys had been drinking bourbon and snorting meth all night.  Sometimes your response to a situation is a little too exuberant when you’re tanked and cranking, take it from me.  I once climbed up the side of an apartment building and bit a lady on her calf for wearing white Capri pants in December.  Stuff like that just happens.  These people shouldn’t be blamed for getting a little riled up.  They probably thought she was there to hurt Rand Paul.  They probably don’t even remember it.

Second and more importantly, they thought she was a guy.  She had been wearing a blonde wig, and underneath she appeared to have short hair.  So the guy who stomped her just momentarily thought that she was a guy (who had earlier been wearing a blonde wig) and thus a fag.  If you watch the video, you can see him experience doubt about this idea around the same time that he gets his stomp in.  That’s why he doesn’t kill her.  In Kentucky, you can legally do anything you want to a fag.  You can even fuck them and you’re still not gay as long as the fag doesn’t come.  So they had originally just been planning to kill a fag that was there to give Rand Paul AIDS.  As soon as they realized she was a lady, they backed right off.  I really don't see what the big deal is.

Thirdly, He didn’t stomp on her head.  He clearly stomped on her neck.  This is probably the most blatant media smear ever.  The head is where the brain is kept.  You’d have to be a total moran to step on somebody’s head.  You could really hurt somebody that way.    That poor guy is getting a bum rap.  He just stomped lightly on her neck.  That’s what it’s made for!   It just made her skull bounce off the pavement a little.  No harm, no foul.  (Remember: they though they had a fag on their hands).  

Word is, the activist, whose name is Lauren Valle, has a concussion from the incident.  Although we don't yet know the name of the bubba involved, we probably will.  I hear Fox News wants to hire him as a commentator.

UPDATE:  ...and another life is ruined. The neck-stomper's name is Tim Profitt.  It sounds as though Valle has filed a complaint and so Profitt will likely have assault charges at least.  The guy who held her down is named Mike Pezzano.  I think it's interesting how good of an intelligence network the internet is when something is sufficiently viral.  For instance, we not only wknow who Mike Pezzano is, we also know what he cares about.   In Mike's interests, he points out a bunch of things that I'm interested in too.  Even though this guy and I would probably consider each other to be on opposite ends of some kind of spectrum, the truth is we're concerned about a lot of the same problems in our country.  

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